I'm a Closeted Claustrophobe

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boundbutterfly:

sterndaddy:

The last one made me BURST out laughing in the office! Had to try and show co-workers without letting them see the REST of my dashboard. AWKWARD!

Tears from laughing!!!! I love dog shaming posts. They’re so cute!

(Source: vicious-seamonkey, via the-moment-has-come)

uwcontrol:

mono-bun:

pyawakit:

beckycloonan:

paulduffield:

schmautojoy:

faisdm:

paulsrockinpagoda:

jen-jen-jen-jen:

button-pusher:

soratane:

wheretheseaandskymeet:

chibijinebra:

tentakrule:

avdol:

sailorcisphobe:

primalooze:

PLEASE GO MAKE YOURSELF AS A JJBA CHARACTER

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ACCURATE.

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I had to do a bit of manual tweaking….

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It sees into MY VERY SOUL

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*laffs*

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This is hilarious

(Source: sexywiddlebaby)

heyitsmec:

America.

(Source: sandandglass, via pancakesarepeopletoo)

wilwheaton:

Genius cosplay.

wilwheaton:

Genius cosplay.

peach-bomber:

oooOOHHHH MY GOD EVERYONE GO THE FUCK HOME THE BEST COLOR HAS ARRIVED I’M DYING
IT’S A ME….RICA

mang0 new main confirmed

peach-bomber:

oooOOHHHH MY GOD EVERYONE GO THE FUCK HOME THE BEST COLOR HAS ARRIVED I’M DYING

IT’S A ME….RICA

mang0 new main confirmed

(via oestranhomundodek)

facts-i-just-made-up:

PHENOMENAL NINTENDO NEWS!!!
Nintendo announced today a plug in that will act as a fully immersive Virtual Reality viewer for Wii U games.  Called the “Virtual Boy”, the viewer contains separate screens for each eye and simulated 3D at a revolutionary 144 frames per second at a resolution of 8K for each eye.
The viewer, expected to premiere for Christmas 2014, is stated to cost only $69.99 upon its release and will include a code for the download of VR specific games including New Super Mario Vii, the first game to feature Mario in a first person setting.  Other games include a revamped high resolution version of Doom and the enigmatically titled “Kirby’s Intestinal Adventure” in which Kirby presumably consumes the player who must then escape.
Early test group reviews from Japan however are mixed, with most players calling the system astounding while others claim it causes severe eye pain.  Other side effects have apparently included headaches, nausea, eye loss, facial burns, loss of speech ability, anal leakage and spontaneous combustion.  Asked about the problems, Nintendo C.E.O. Hajime Satomi stated, “Yet you’ll still buy it, won’t you?”

facts-i-just-made-up:

PHENOMENAL NINTENDO NEWS!!!

Nintendo announced today a plug in that will act as a fully immersive Virtual Reality viewer for Wii U games.  Called the “Virtual Boy”, the viewer contains separate screens for each eye and simulated 3D at a revolutionary 144 frames per second at a resolution of 8K for each eye.

The viewer, expected to premiere for Christmas 2014, is stated to cost only $69.99 upon its release and will include a code for the download of VR specific games including New Super Mario Vii, the first game to feature Mario in a first person setting.  Other games include a revamped high resolution version of Doom and the enigmatically titled “Kirby’s Intestinal Adventure” in which Kirby presumably consumes the player who must then escape.

Early test group reviews from Japan however are mixed, with most players calling the system astounding while others claim it causes severe eye pain.  Other side effects have apparently included headaches, nausea, eye loss, facial burns, loss of speech ability, anal leakage and spontaneous combustion.  Asked about the problems, Nintendo C.E.O. Hajime Satomi stated, “Yet you’ll still buy it, won’t you?”

adamworks:

Hunting Club: Rathian

Finally the queen of the skies it’s now in the Hunting club designs series, eaither as the common Rathian or the subspecie Pink Rathian.

You can grab it right here:

Redbubble / Society6

(via pancakesarepeopletoo)

no-puppy-eyes:

"We are children of the Twilight. Beings who are to be guided from the darkness into the light. And from the light into darkness."

(via fatherdewitt)

tinkisweird:

thechronic-als:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

Omg

Bless the last kid tho.

(Source: youtube.com, via hyliankalmo)

necroticnymph:

briansandstorm:

That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest

This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude in an Ifrit costume, stilts and all, gets into the elevator, all hunched over, on his way down to the lobby. Before he could reach the lobby, the elevator stopped on another floor. Two old ladies clutching bibles were about to step on when they see this giant red demon-creature.

And in his deepest voice he says, “Going down?”

They shrieked and ran off to find another elevator.

(via hyliankalmo)