All credit goes to - japharts
This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too.
if you ever wonder why I’m surprised when you call me your friend or when you say you want to hang out or when you say you miss me
It’s sad some people think like this I want to give them a hug
I probably handle these moments in the worst of ways possible.
Fandom: Super Mario Bros./Donkey Kong
"Princess Peach raised an eyebrow, ‘Two feet, you say? Twenty-four inches of gorilla cock, hmm?’
Mario grimaced and smacked the palm of his hand against his forehead. “Now she’sa done it! Now Princess Peach is gonna wanna fucka da gorilla!”
'You’re damn right I do!' Princess Peach exclaimed with a lecherous grin.”
Anonymous said: Dude the gamecube sucked