I'm a Closeted Claustrophobe

Asks/Sumbissions/etc are in the nav drawer. I'll answer any ask.
ssb4dojo:

Interesting that in the bottom right corner, Nintendo cannot confirm that only 1-4 players can play.  8 Player Smash anyone?

ssb4dojo:

Interesting that in the bottom right corner, Nintendo cannot confirm that only 1-4 players can play.  8 Player Smash anyone?

(via tokyo-ghoul-touka)

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

(Source: cc.com, via lichesgetstitches)

allthingstechtheatre:

whitehairkun:

uhhsage:

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

"The Bible says Adam and Eve,

not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

Mom: “your just going through a stage”

Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

(via the-moment-has-come)

tokyo-ghoul-touka:

stoned-levi:

that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean

tokyo-ghoul-touka:

stoned-levi:

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean

(Source: profile.cheezburger.com)

8ayonetta:

britzophrenia:

I DONT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF WALUIGI

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crocanura:

neilcicierega:

1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image

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mesovideo:

"how to play scout in TF2"

mesovideo:

"how to play scout in TF2"

(via albinoflowerz)

(Source: loveforallbears)

morefunthanb4:

It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.

morefunthanb4:

It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.

(via the-moment-has-come)

So i just got a phone call from comcast. I tried answering but they hung up before the first ring ended.

I looked back and my download speed literally doubled from 1mb/s to 2

what the fuck